Из моего письма однажды (извините мне лень переводить на русский, учите инглиш, или просите меня настойчиво):

hm I don't see you on italki anymore, but nevermind
I want to know how are you recent days and tell you something about me. It's so crazy but.... I was in depression and.... I became very absent-minded. I am always absent-minded but last week I was absolutely in the other world. And what turned out from this - someday I poured my bath in order to take a bath. I turned on a hydrant and went to play CS. And I was playing 1 or 2 hours and forgot about bathroom.... Then I went to the bathroom and water was everywhere - in the bathroom (5 sm depth), kitchen, corridor.... Oh, I dried it long time with a basin and towel....All carpets were wet. Than I took a bath and went to sleep. In the 3 o'clock the neighbour below called in the door and after that long showdown was... but luckily water damaged nothing in their flat, just soaked their clothes and made it a bit dirty hahaha)))) By the way the neighbours were drunk that night.

After that I brought them a bottle of champagne. But they requested my landlady to turn me out of the house... After that I don't consider them good people. They drink alcohol and they are rancorous.
After that my landlady asked my roommate to control me and he denied me to take a bath. He hid a plug. Now I'm not allowed to take a bath though I may still take a shower. But no matter to that, I take a little bath secretly, I sit at the bottom of a bath and shut its hole by my ass haha) so water can fill the bath even if half a bath and I can't lie but sit.

And what else that happened last week is that I overslept my work 2 times by half a day. I got up 13 o'clock instead of 7-8 o'clock. I don't know why my alarm didn't wake me up, or may be I just was like mad. I have never overslept so much except when I was drunk after some celebration 1 or 2 times 4 years ago.

I know you're gonna lough out loud, but yeah that's funny ))))